Greatly Exaggerated
Hi, I'm back from my self-imposed hiatus. Though my absence may never be fully explained I can refute the following strangely persistent rumors:
- I am not dead
- I did not become a chef and move to Nevada
- I have not lost my ability to speak
- I have not been on strike along with other writers
- I am not a contestant on American Idol
Are you not a contestant on American Idol because you were cut or is it that you have not even gone to the auditions? There is a difference there. Last year, there were a bunch of articles in our paper about a guy who was claiming that he was a contestant but it turns out that he was just lying!
ReplyDeleteThat is funny. Next time they should go to Grand Rapids for auditions and you could send John with his crazy beard.
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