I Hate Birds
My apartment manager was going to be power-washing the parking places Saturday morning and needed our cars out by 10am. Fine with me. That's when I run errands.
I went to the library and then decided to get my car washed to extend the time I would be away from home in case he got done before I got back. After some shopping at TJs and then at the farmers' market, I returned but he wasn't finished and wouldn't be for awhile. So I parked on the street.
When I went out to my car on Sunday, I was greeted with white crap on my car including the hugest bird dropping I'd ever seen right in the middle of my windshield. Lovely. I guess I parked directly beneath a favorite pooping place. I wouldn't have cared so much but for the car-washing the day before. Stupid birds.
I concur. I also think it's nasty when birds have been eating mulberries because then it's purple bird nastiness.
ReplyDeleteI made the mistake of parking beneath a tree at the BART lot earlier this week and my windshield was sprinkled with some tiny drips of sap which prompted me to further screw up by forgetting about the huge bird do-do on my windshield. I turned on the wipers and spread everything all around so now there's a big mess all over the place. I need to stop at the Chevron on the corner and do some clean-up. And I really need to start looking up when I decide where to park my car.
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