Fire! Fire! Fire!

Oh, a fire tiebreaker in Survivor. How original!

The only original thing they could think of for the tiebreaker was to NOT FINISH IT! How rude! How annoying!

What? They think we won't watch Sunday's finale unless we don't know who the final three are? Like we're not addicted already a little cliff-hanger's going to do it for us?

Unnecessary. Unneeded. Un-American, I tell you.